Disneyland

You know your in Disneyland when:

You pay $30 for two salads that aren't even that good.

Parents are yelling at their pouting kids and telling them this is the Happiest Place on Earth so knock it off.

Almost everyone under the age of 30 has a tatoo.

Even the doors to the toilets are decorated in Disney decor.

You're willing to lay down on the pavement because the fireworks are going off soon, you need to save a spot and your exhausted 6 year old can longer keep her eyes open.

You get excited when you see a huge, fake snow cover mountain cause it's your favorite ride ever.

You walk as fast as you can only to find out that the wait for the ride is more than 40 minutes so you walk as fast as you can to the next line to find out how long that wait is.

You're willing to sit on a fake boat and watch mechanical dolls sing songs over and over again but you're thankful they're Christmas songs and not "that" song.

You kind of under describe to your 6 year old that the drop isn't that big cause you really want to go on the ride but if she knew how big the drop really was she wouldn't go.

You lay in your bed exhausted with aching feet but you know that you made some magical memories with the people you love the most and it was all worth it.